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Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end! ancient proverbsSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. Julius Henry MarxA woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. Mae WestEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life! unknownI think, therefore, I am single. unknownWomen marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed. — Albert EinsteinThe last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty — Woody AllenLove at first sight is cured by the second look — American proverbWhen a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful — AnonymousLove is blind — marriage is the eye-opener — Pauline ThomasonGive her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the woman I love and the second, For my best friend.A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left. Marilyn MonroeWomen wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves. Henri Frederic AmielA woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. Mae West.Check some more here: Love Quotes About Love